Star Trek Retrospective: Episode 45 the Gamesters of Triskelion

Retro TV Show T ShirtsThis episode always brings a big smile to my face.  As a kid my favorite episodes always had a lot of hand to hand combat and this episode was nothing but that in all of Shatners greatest shoulder roll glory.

This was also the episode that as a preteen boy most flipped my hormone switch, if you know what I mean.  To this day whenever I see a girl with green hair (and/or a silver lame bikini) I flash back to the gorgeous Angelique Pettyjohn as Shahna.  My ultimate fantasy would have to be her and metal bikini Leia.  Yes, I know I’m a pig.  At least I’m a nerdy pig.

This episode also introduced us to the currency I plan to use to replace all world currencies once I conquer this pathetic mudball, quatloos (I also plan to have martial combats be a means of settling legal disputes and caning be an Olympic event).  I see the Canadian habit of calling their one dollar coin a loonie a sign of their connectivity with the gestalt human consciousness since I believe quatloos will be called “loos” for short.  Kudos to our friends in the Great White North.

On a side note if I were a lowlie crewman on board the Enterprise doing my daily job of mucking out the toilets and exterminating Tribbles I think I would have a problem with Kirk betting my life and freedom in a 3 to 1 fight to the death.  I’m pretty sure there is a Starfleet regulation somewhere that says your commanding officer cannot sell you into slavery.  Image courtesy of the retro TV show t shirt category.

“the Infamous Dave” Inman


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