More Vs. text conversation with Dave and Dave: Ash vs Macguyver and Anger Farts
Dave C: Ash vs Macguyver.
Dave I: Given time to prepare and a bag of Q-tips, a condom, and three rubber bands Macguyver. Otherwise Ash. Two Face vs Tyler Durden
DC: Two Face. A Team vs the Mystery Men – non lethal combat.
DI: Good one. With vehicles Mystery Men (Herkimer Battle Jitney > GMS Vandura). On foot A Team.
DC: Ash vs Ripley
DI: Ripley. Captain Amazing vs an Alien.
DC: Capt Amazing. I love that guy.
DI: He is amazing.
DC: Capt Amazing vs Capt Hammer.
DI: Amazing but I want Hammer to win. Dr. Horrible vs Mandark
DC: Horrible
DI: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen vs the A Team.
DC: The League would wipe em.
DI: Hellboy vs the Thing
DC: Hellboy
DI: Yep
DC: Tick vs Hellboy.
DI: Tick
DC: Both are nigh invulnerable.
DI: Yeah but the Tick is blue and Hellboy red.
DC: Indeed
DI: Arthur vs Robin.
DC: Robin
DI: Robin vs Batmanuel
DC: Robin. Batmanuel is a lover not a fighter. Supes vs Avengers
DI: With Thor and Hulk? Avengers unless Supes cuts off their heads from a few miles away with heat vision.
DC: I say Supes because he is OP. He could pick them off one at a time unless they hold a Kryptonite sammich.
DI: True. Throw Hulk into orbit. I’m sure Hawkeye would slow him down though. At least as long as it took to wipe Hawkeye guts off his fists.
DC: LOL. No one launches Hulk or Doomsday into space. Problem solved until they hit the next populated planet.
DI: Or the Sun.
DC: Sun has a core they could launch from. Look at my muscles…in space!
DI: Maybe Hulk could anger fart himself back to Earth.
DC: LOL good point.
