Dave and Dave: Michonne’s sword, new Spider-Man movie, and Puberty Love
Dave C: Michoni vs Inigo Montoya.
Dave I: You got me. Who the hell is Mishoni?
DC: Walking Dead.
DI: I think it’s spelled Michonne. Probably Inigo especially if Michonne happens to have six fingers on one hand.
DC: They have to nerf her sword. Is it a monofilament sword or what?
DI: Lol. It’s super easy to cut off heads. You should know that.
DC: With a real sword she would not last one zombie.
DI: Maybe a bastard sword would work but that’s because those were basically sharp clubs.
DC: Yay! New Spider-Man movies and they are recasting Spidy. I’m sure Sony will get it right this time. Still they are refusing rights to Disney to make a good Spider-Man movie. (note-image is from a very cool Spiderman t shirt in our collection)
DI: No way could Sony screw up Spider-Man AGAIN. “Me fail Spider-Man? That’s unpossible!”
DC: LOL
DI: At least we can count on them not casting some sizzle chested man/boy in his mid to late 20’s pretending to be a teenager.
DC: Their last star hit puberty and got disqualified.
DI: Oh his testicles dropped? Good/bad for him.
DC: Puberty, puberty love.
DI: ?
DC: Puberty Love is the song from Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.
DI: That’s right. Cool.
DC: Now I have Puberty Love stuck in my head. Killer Tomatoes vs zombies.
DI: Tomatoes.
the Infamous Dave Inman
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