Nerd Dating: Spotting crazy girls early pt 2
Today we continue with our list if signs that the girl you are seeing may turn out to have a bunch of bodies buried in her basement. I will just keep going. These are not presented in any kind of order. Some are more telling than others, but any one of them should at least make you look a little more carefully.
5. She has at some time in her life been involved in some kind of restraining order. Either against her or against someone else. If she has had a restraining order taken out against her there is a good chance you will eventually either have to take one out yourself and/or have all your stuff burning merrily on the front lawn. The real trap here, however, is if she has had to take one out on an ex boyfriend or husband. This might seem like a reasonable response to a situation but in most cases the restraining order went to the person who called the lawyer first, not the sanest party. There is also a very good chance that she may well have grossly overreacted to something and slammed some guy for effectively nothing. Another crazy girl trick is to get the restraining order and then hang out the guys favorite places. Steer clear.
6. She has no girl friends. The girl who tells you she “only has guy friends” is inevitably insane. Remember how I started this series by telling you that guys can’t tell if a girl is insane due to a desire to see them naked? Most women are not really subject to that bias and can readily tell if she is a kook. Also, if the girl has only guy friends that means she is not only nuts but has a bunch of losers hanging around waiting for the first chance for her boyfriend to screw up so they can try to get something. Either that or she loves driving guys nuts and guess who is next in her sights.
7. She is now, or has ever been, a stripper. This one is not subject to interpretation. All strippers have serious mental and emotional issues when they start, and those issues are exacerbated by the lifestyle. They always seem to have a horrible relationship with their fathers, and only feel good when they have 14 million guys going after them. Sex is a wonderful, intimate thing and the decision to sell it for cash on any level indicates some real problems. This rule is triple true for any girl that has done any kind of porn or something that is akin to stripping or the sex industry (“I’m not a stripper, but I wrestle girls in a giant jello bowl while wearing a thong”). Also, don’t be fooled if she says she is not a stripper but an Erotic Dancer. She’s still a stripper. (Showgirls image courtesy of the movie t-shirt category)
I can actually expound upon this from personal experience. A good friend of mine moved in with his stripper girlfriend and two of her fellow sex workers. These girls did nothing but strip, come home at 3am, do drugs to help deal with the degradation they feel all night, date scumbag guys they met at the club (like my friend), and sleep until 4pm. Also, something interesting happens to strippers under the harsh reality of daylight. They really aren’t that hot when not under a ton of makeup and the very complimentary lights used in the strip club. Also, they all smoke and drink too much, which hurts their skin and ages them prematurely.
One more thing on this. If you hang out with enough strippers (and yes, I have) you will inevitably meet the girl who says “I’m just doing this to pay my way through college.” Often times you can meet ones who are going to a major university, but usually it is just a local JC. The fact is, it is extremely rare for a stripper to ever really let go of the lifestyle. An ex-stripper, even if she managed to get her degree and a “real” job, will at some point look around her cubical and the horrible thought will creep into her mind that “I used to make $800 a night and was worshiped by hundreds of losers. Why am I sitting in this cubical for $40K a year?”
Finally, the saddest thing in the world to watch is the stripper downward spiral. Some girls save and invest a lot of money, but most don’t. What happens is when they are young and hot they get hired by the best club in the city. Then, a few years later, when she has slid down the inevitable looks decline, she ends up working at progressively worse and worse clubs until she ends up working at one of those clubs down by the airport with sawdust on the floor. Either that or full on prostitution. Eventually she is likely to end up a Denny’s waitress.
I stopped going to strip clubs a few years ago, not because I don’t like hot women, but because I started to find them incredibly depressing.
Anyway, more crazy girl rules later.
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