Happy -210th Birthday, Captain Kirk
Yes, 210 glorious years from now the greatest military man in the history of the human race will be born, destined to make it with every hot alien chick in the universe. Soon the universe will enjoy his clipped manner of speech and amazing hair (suck it Captain Picard).
One can only wonder if the should rolls of the future will measure up those we are so familiar with.
Of course Captain, since your fate is now in the hands of J.J. Abrams and he has already shown your history the respect a drunken homeless person shows a public lavatory it could be that you end up somehow completely different. Maybe he thinks it will be fun to have you go bald, or catch space AIDS, or just get married and forgo your rakish ways. However, based on what I have seen so far it would not surprise me to see him give you some kind of “force” power and equip you with a laser sword (or saber) of some kind. Since he has already remade Star Trek into some kind of war in the stars movie nothing would shock me now.
The Kirk image here I got from the Star Trek T Shirt collection. Fingers crossed that Into the Darkness is not what I kind of expect it to be.
Dave
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