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Lone Survivor Movie Review

Brutally good.

I always feel a little guilty about how much I love war movies where the USA is the coolest and all non Americans can suck it.  Intellectually I try to be more open minded and cross political but these movie hearken me back to days or yore when an eight year old boy named David was allowed to stay up late to watch Patton for the fifteenth time with his father.  As much as I may or may not support our current government I am proud to be an American and feel an adrenalin rush when I see the guys I was raised to believe were the good guys win.

(The other reason I tend to feel guilty is I know there are guys out there (two of them are cousins of mine) for whom movies where American rules is better than the best porn and are probably servicing themselves to something like this film as I type)

That being said this movie was brutal but good.  Watching those brave men die knowing that the film was based on real men dying was heart wrenching.  What was even more heart wrenching was having the movie show real life images and video of each of the people killed in that operation.  It was like attending 15 funerals back to back.

It was all done very well, however.  I love movies that evoke emotions and this one definitely accomplishes that in spades.  You connect with each of the men on the screen and will find yourself rooting for and hoping against hope for their survival.  Each death hits hard and will leave you appreciating the bravery and camaraderie of these sailors.

The other thing I really liked about this film is it wasn’t just a jingoistic America rules all Muslims are awful experiment in patriotic manipulation.  The lone survivor in question only survives due to the kindness and bravery of local Afghan locals who follow the law of Pashtunwali, rules which include hospitality, kindness, and protection of strangers.  By including their part the movie shifted the story away from “kill everyone wearing a turban” to a true story about courage and honor.  I found that very refreshing and greatly appreciated the open minded thinking that emphasized it.

There honestly isn’t much to the story.  Four Navy SEALS (Mark Wahlberg-Boogie Nights, the Fighter, Prisoners; Taylor Kitsch-Battleship, John Carter, Savages; Emile Hirsch-Speed Racer, Into the Wild, Milk; Ben Forster-3:10 to Yuma, the Mechanic, Pandorum) Marcus Luttrell, Michael Murphy, Danny Dietz, and Matt ‘Axe’ Axelson are tasked with bringing down a major Taliban leader in a remote village in Afghanistan.  After some pre-mission development (seeing the guys go for a run, have a sort of new guy introduction for some guy, etc) they get the word from their commander and are given the green light.  The helicopter in to a remote mountainous region and start hiking in.

Once they get close to the target things start to go wrong.  They discover rather than the few Taliban fighters they were told to expect they are facing up to 200.  The region messes up their communications and they cannot check back to base for information or orders.  They spot their target but before they can do anything three unarmed civilian shepherds (a kid, a teenager, and an old man) stumble across them.

At that point there is some debate as to how to proceed.  Without orders to the contrary they opt to do the decent thing and releases the shepherds and scrub the mission.  They fall back towards a higher point, hoping to establish communications and effect a retrieval.

At that point they are attacked by the Taliban and are in a running battle for their lives.  Part of the problem is they keep falling down cliffs and hills, giving the Taliban a height advantage.  They fight bravely but all but Lattrell are killed in turn (the death of Axe was particularly moving).  Eventually Lattrell passes out under a rock and wakes the next morning undiscovered.

He finds water and there is picked up by local a local Afghani tribesman (sorry for the lack of credits but except for the four main guys I can’t tell one supporting character from the other).  He takes Lattrell to his village and helps nurse him back to health.  Lattrell writes a message to the US forces and an older man heads off to deliver it.  Meanwhile Taliban forces come looking for him but just before he is to be executed the entire village rises up to save him out of respect for Pashtunwali.  Eventually massive Taliban forces attack but are eventually beaten back by the intervention of US forces.

The stars.

A very moving story.  Not a ton of character development but even without that you are drawn into the characters.  Very well done.  Two stars.  Based on a real story.  Two stars.  I was never able to serve but it looks like they tried to keep everything as true to actual SEAL training and traditions as possible.  An excellent window.  One star.  The action was G-damned exciting, made even more so by the fact that you know it was based on a true story and that most of these guys were going to die.  Two stars.  I liked all the characters.  They all seemed like guys I would be happy to know.  One star.  Overall a great movie experience.  Two stars.  Total: ten stars.

The black holes.

I feel bad even thinking about these but need to be true to you, my beloved reader, and myself.  Watching guys die for real is a gruesome experience, and the montage of actual photos of the men killed in the film at the end was hard to watch.  I don’t mean that at a criticism and am glad they included it, but I’m just saying it was difficult.  One black hole.  There are times during the action scenes where you just want to bite your own lip off in frustration.  Again, not bad.  Just difficult.  One black hole.  Total: two black holes.

A grand score of eight stars.  What a good way to start 2014.  Should you see it?  Honestly that depends on you.  If you are a patriotic sort and appreciate story about bravery and honor sure.  However if you think you might find watching these guys get butchered you should probably give it a pass.  If you are going to see it go for the biggest screen you can find.  Date movie?  Probably not.  Bathroom break?  There is a scene towards the end where Lattrell has to cut some shrapnel from his legs that is both gruesome and not really needed for the story.  Hurry back though.

TV Show T ShirtsThanks for reading my first review of 2014 movies.  I am working on my list of movies from last year and will try to have my best/worst posts up early this next week.  I still need to see Her and Grudge Match, but I really want to see the new Hercules movie.  It looks so bad that I might be able to skip writing the review just by vomiting all over my keyboard.  I haven’t had a true fish-in-the-barrel reviewing experience in a while and my trigger finger is feeling itchy.  (Kevin Sorbo Hercules (the real Hercules) image courtesy of the TV Show T Shirt category)  I’ll probably see Her tonight and maybe do two movies tomorrow.  Follow me on Twitter @Nerdkungfu.  If you have comments on this movie or my review feel free to post them here.  Off topic questions or suggestions can be sent to [email protected].  Have a great weekend.  Talk to you soon.

Dave


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