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Star Trek Retrospective: Episode 49 Return to Tomorrow

Sorry I haven’t written anything in the last five days.  Things are crazy for me right now and I had to take a quick road trip.  I did see a Wind Rises but honestly what would a review of a Hayao Miyazaki film net you?  It’s going to be brilliant and maybe heartwarming (this one really wasn’t actually).  If I get enough request I will write it up but honestly I think I will give it a go.

I am scheduled to go see Sabatage tonight and will definitely write that one up first thing tomorrow morning.  Schwarzenegger movies are like a heroin fix for reviewers of a certain mindset.  I sincerely hope it doesn’t suck but will have my rapier like wit sharpened in case it does.

So Episode 49 Return to Tomorrow.  This is the glowing globes episode (said globes were destined to resurface later in the Enterprise Incident).  I have said before I am a Spock fan and whenever they write him as doing something other than being his awesome self I find myself throwing a little temper tantrum.  I very much did not like Spock as controlled by Henoch.  Also, if Henoch was Sargons enemy why would Sargon trust him?

Actually the whole creation process is kind of dumb.  Couldn’t Sargon just tell Spock or whomever how to make the artificial bodies?  The Enterprise had replicator technology so creating the components should have been relatively easy.  Also Kirk has said many times that his ship is not a democracy yet calls for a vote to help the aliens.  Again, out of character behavior always bugs me.  Also what exactly was Henoch’s exit strategy?  Even Spock at his best would have had a hard time taking on the entire crew of the Enterprise, which is pretty much what Henoch would have had to do.

That being said the twist at the end was pretty cool.  Cleverly done.  Also since Nurse Chapel has been carrying a torch for Spock since the beginning it seems a little apropos that she finally got Spock into her (haw!).  It’s also funny that even when possessed by aliens creatures Kirk gets to hook up with the nearest hottie.  Did Shattner have some kind of blackmail over the writers?  It’s like if I were 14 and had control over the writers of my life.  Cheap t shirtsI would be making out and hooking up with every hot girl in Northern California.  Borderline ridiculous.  I kind of see the whole show as Shattner’s way of trolling chicks without actually having to put any work in.  (Pick Up line shirt comes to us from the Cheap T Shirt category)

Dave

By the way consciousness storage was yet another idea that Star Trek invented.  Star Trek invented everything.


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