Nerd Movie Reviews

6 hot chicks as bikers in movies.

So I was talking to one of my best friends.  She is a biker chick and own a company that sells hot biker chick clothes and we got onto the subject of hot biker chicks in movies.  Naturally she went to the Harley types like Gemma Teller Morrow but I tend towards the nerdier ones.  I did some research and came out with this very nerdy list of 6 hotties and one nottie (I wanted to do 10 but honestly there is a shortage in film.  I supposed if I had done TV I could have thrown in Catwoman and Diana Prince but I like purity).

1. Selina Kyle Catwoman in the Dark Knight Rises.  I have always had a thing for Anne Hathaway that has been strong enough for me to forgive even her trying to get me to kill myself with One Day.  In this one she is the trifecta: a super hot girl in a leather cat suit on the Batcycle.  It’s like they lifted everything from my horniest dream except the Leia metal bikini.
2. Trinity from Matrix Reloaded.  The movie might have sucked (at least compared to the first one) but one thing I never objected to was Carrie Ann Moss in her vinyl biker outfit.  Of course, short haired brunettes have a special place in my heart (and other parts of my anatomy).
3. The Priestess from Priest.  Ah, Maggie Q.  You are a hottie, especially when killing vampires with holy throwing knives.  Somehow I am more attracted to you in head to toe black cloth and a cross branded on your forehead than a lot of women in lingerie.
4. Judge Anderson from Dredd.  The weirdest thing about Olivia Thirlby is normally she is brunette with the most pleasant smile on her face but in this she was blond and looked like you just strangled her favorite puppy.  As I look over this list I realize I am very attracted to women with serious personality issues.  Also brunettes.
5. Barb  Wire in Barb Wire.  Sure this movie probably did more to undo women’s liberation than the National Barefoot and Pregnant in the Kitchen Dishwashing Contest (this year held in Omaha, Nebraska) but you cannot deny the fact that Pam Anderson looks really, really good on a Harley.
6. Mikaela Banes in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.  It seems in most of his movie Michael Bay has to have a scene that would not seem out of place on late night Skinimax and the scene of Megan Fox mounting her motorcycle and posing in a way that only the term “presenting” can be used to accurately describe it has a fond place in my heart.

And of course the one very not hot “chick” on a motorcycle has to be the cross dressing bride Shaky Finch from Cannonball Run.  Just painful.

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