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Gone Girl Review Part 2

SPOILER ALERT (if you want to miss them skip ahead to Part 3) Plot holes aside (I actually spotted two) the movie is brilliant from a technical point of view and the first half will draw you in like a tiger pit baited with bacon.  The first half is the gritty crime drama that has everyone doing things as smart as possible and are dealing with a near criminal genius.  The husband manages to make some boneheaded mistakes but it’s the same kind of mistakes anyone would make in a difficult circumstances.  The wife has her dark plot going (that’s the spoiler.  I hope you headed my warning) and the lady cop is super smart and doesn’t miss anything.  In fact during the set up and dark reveal the plot is nigh flawless and intriguing.

Then the wife starts making some boneheaded mistakes starting with making friends with white trash losers.  Her carefully constructed plot unravels and she has to improvise.  She makes a huge raft of errors (this is where that one big and one sort of big plot hole crops up) but somehow everyone else gets stupider.  The female cop, who until then was hard driven to find the truth and a Sherlockian genius in spotting clues, turns stupid and helpless.  The husband, who given the same set of circumstances any normal human would have immediately denounced his wife and run screaming into the night rather than spend ten minutes alone with her, bites his tongue long enough for her to implement her next dark plot.  The film transforms into a cool innovative movie with amazing potential to another lazy Hollywood script counting on deus ex machina and a complete disregard for character motivation to move the plot along.

What were the two big plot holes I spotted?  Well, we are well into the spoiler zone so I assume you are OK with me dropping them.  So the wife calls up her old high school boyfriend Doogie Howser (Niel Patrick Harris but his character name is Dezi) in order to have some resources and eventually graphically cuts his throat Horror Movie t shirt(this is the pivotal scene that had the whole audience laughing ant the exact moment that the film turned into a dark comedy.  The Halloween image I pulled from the horror movie t shirt collection), claiming he kidnapped her the day she disappeared and kept her as a sex slave and rape victim.  However she meets up with him weeks after her disappearance in a casino (well known for video cameras).  So the police made no effort to track Doogies movements?  She later uses the cameras at his lake shore mansion to make it look like he raped her but there would also have been footage of her arriving happily with him weeks after her supposed disappearance.  A couple hours worth of police work would have uncovered that but no one seemed interesting in investigating the death of a wealthy person with no prior record, especially when she flubbed badly in her interrogation.

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