Dave and Dave: Michonne’s sword, new Spider-Man movie, and Puberty Love
Dave C: Michoni vs Inigo Montoya.
Dave I: You got me. Who the hell is Mishoni?
DC: Walking Dead.
DI: I think it’s spelled Michonne. Probably Inigo especially if Michonne happens to have six fingers on one hand.
DC: They have to nerf her sword. Is it a monofilament sword or what?
DI: Lol. It’s super easy to cut off heads. You should know that.
DC: With a real sword she would not last one zombie.
DI: Maybe a bastard sword would work but that’s because those were basically sharp clubs.
DC: Yay! New Spider-Man movies and they are recasting Spidy. I’m sure Sony will get it right this time. Still they are refusing rights to Disney to make a good Spider-Man movie. (note-image is from a very cool Spiderman t shirt in our collection)
DI: No way could Sony screw up Spider-Man AGAIN. “Me fail Spider-Man? That’s unpossible!”
DC: LOL
DI: At least we can count on them not casting some sizzle chested man/boy in his mid to late 20’s pretending to be a teenager.
DC: Their last star hit puberty and got disqualified.
DI: Oh his testicles dropped? Good/bad for him.
DC: Puberty, puberty love.
DI: ?
DC: Puberty Love is the song from Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.
DI: That’s right. Cool.
DC: Now I have Puberty Love stuck in my head. Killer Tomatoes vs zombies.
DI: Tomatoes.
the Infamous Dave Inman
The first disconcerting rumble from the new Spider Man movie.
I saw a trailer for the new Spider Man move and I have to say I had my first “Uh oh” moment. First of all, the one thing that Toby Maguire had right was he looked like the kind of dork Peter Parker really was. They managed to emo that out of him in the last movie, but he looked exactly like what I would imagine Parker looking like. This new kid looks like some kind of male model. Sure that might work for the girls out there, but are they really the target audience for this film?
The second thing was in all the Spider Man comics I read in my life I can count on like three fingers the number of times he would run around in costume but without the mask. It was so a part of his personality that he even wore it in the Marvel Zombies series. Yet the trailers show him without mask more than with. I guess they want to show the new guys pretty face.
Finally, while I know the quest to find Peter Parkers lost parents was a part of a few comics, first of all it wasn’t the burning question on his mind all his life. He had a very pleasant childhood with Ben and May and until the Ultimate series never even seemed to care that much. Furthermore, when he did find out he had to go to Algiers to investigate. Another thing that made Spider Man so cool was the fact that Parker was pretty much an average kid like everyone else, but this movie seems to want to make him out to some kind of “chosen one” or something.
On the other hand it looks like they are bringing back the mechanical web shooters, which I like. That whole shooting webs out of your arm sounded lazy to me. Also, technically if he could organically shoot webs out of his body shouldn’t the web spinners have been coming out of his butt?
The Spider Man image comes from Dave’s Marvel comic t shirt collection, by the way.
Jason
