LOL Dave is going to freak out when he has to review the new Twisted Metal movie.
I think he has talked about it on some of his blogs or descriptions, but in case you didn’t know this Dave, who is a fully grown 6’5″ 250lbs guy, is deathly afraid of clowns. Mimes too, but clowns really freak him out. Some friends of ours showed this movie Killer Klowns from Outer Space a couple years ago and I thought he was going to pass out. The image comes from his Movie T shirts, but I don’t know how he managed to force himself to order these shirts. He must have been drunk to get through the process.
The reason this is funny is the video game Twisted Metal, which I played the crap out of, has some of the coolest and scariest clowns of all time. These are clowns possessed by Satan and amped up on crystal meth. Sweet Tooth was my favorite, but Doll Face was cool and of course, who can’t but love Calypso?
The other part about this that is funny is Dave sucks at pretty much all driving games and I have kicked is ass at Twisted Metal many times. He is better at RTS and point-and-click MMORP crap like WOW, but can’t touch me on anything with a steering wheel. I think I will go to this movie with him just to see the blood drain from his face.
Jason
